Super-fast Five

New Confession iPhone app absolves up-skirts absolutely. (CNA)

Congressman Chris Lee resigns after this article. 


How The Social Network should have ended. (via)

Prince donates 1.5 million to New York city schools. 


For Valentine's Day, make Almond Joy from scratch. 

Super-fast Five

Brian Jacques has died.  Sad day, indeed. (BBC)

Super Bowl ad rankings (USA)

Half-time recap: Things we already knew edition:
BEPs over the autotuned top?  Usher has two moves?  Maroon 5 bland?  Keith Urban boring country-pop?  Shocking.  (LA)

This was our thinking in deciding against Wayne as a middle name for our kids. (Newoftheweird)

Cool LAX landing, pilot's perspective. (via)