Eh

After she came down with a wicked case of the flu in February, she never blogged again.

Or, conversely, her children, antsy with the heated hours of summer, convinced her to resume the blog.

We'll see which one I choose.

Super-fast five:

• Weird Al writes a book. (cnn)
• Yeah, it's the rice cereal, not the Toaster Streudel in front of the tv that makes your kids fat.(abc)
• Mary Kate & Ashley have a sister who can actually act!  Unfortunately, her like, command of like, English, and the author's writing are both kind of lame. (abc)
• Barbara Bush is beautiful and in support of marriage equality. Lucky&smart! (towleroad)
• David Duchovny exhibits his awesomeness. (all access)

Why Gatorade Will Make Your Kid Cry

The way this article will end is this: Milk is better for kids to drink than Gatorade.

I know, right? My biggest gift has always been my ability to shock. (And disappoint my parents. Ok, I never really disappointed my parents. Ok, yes, I did, but they were very gracious about it. Moving on!)

Always ensure proper dosing...

I noticed these two items sitting alone on my counter this morning.